I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg
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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

— Mitch Hedberg
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