When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Ou — Lewis Black
When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Ou — Lewis Black
When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Ou — Lewis Black
When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Ou — Lewis Black
When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Ou — Lewis Black
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When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff.'

— Lewis Black
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