My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. — Walter Matthau
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. — Walter Matthau
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. — Walter Matthau
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. — Walter Matthau
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. — Walter Matthau
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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

— Walter Matthau
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