If someone offered me a free trip to the International Space Station, I would decline. I like Earth. I like the internet — Andy Weir
If someone offered me a free trip to the International Space Station, I would decline. I like Earth. I like the internet — Andy Weir
If someone offered me a free trip to the International Space Station, I would decline. I like Earth. I like the internet — Andy Weir
If someone offered me a free trip to the International Space Station, I would decline. I like Earth. I like the internet — Andy Weir
If someone offered me a free trip to the International Space Station, I would decline. I like Earth. I like the internet — Andy Weir
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If someone offered me a free trip to the International Space Station, I would decline. I like Earth. I like the internet. I like Diet Coke. I have cats. I write about brave people - I'm not one of them.

— Andy Weir
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