My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

— Steven Wright
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