I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg
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I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

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