When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda cracke — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda cracke — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda cracke — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda cracke — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda cracke — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda crackers into meat in there. Can your dad do that?

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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