You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into scho — Neil Simon
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into scho — Neil Simon
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into scho — Neil Simon
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into scho — Neil Simon
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into scho — Neil Simon
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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

— Neil Simon
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