Gags die, humor doesn't. — Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesn't. — Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesn't. — Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesn't. — Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesn't. — Jack Benny
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Gags die, humor doesn't.

— Jack Benny
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