When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't wor — Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.

— Emo Philips
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