You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr
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You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

— Roseanne Barr
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