If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
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If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

— Johnny Carson
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