Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
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Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.

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