The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.

— Dorothy Parker
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