There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned ch — American Folksong
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There was an old hen And she had a wooden leg And every damned morning She laid another egg She was the best damned chicken On the whole damned farm - And another little drink Wouldn't do us any harm.

— American Folksong
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