I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first. — Larry David
I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first. — Larry David
I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first. — Larry David
I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first. — Larry David
I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first. — Larry David
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I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.

— Larry David
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More “Births” Quotes

The grace of birth is a divine. — Lailah Gifty Akita, Think Great: Be Great!
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. — Grade Allen
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs. — Eugene Field
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in — Rita Rudner
We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile. — Grace Williams
Personally I think any more than two or three kids is not a family it's a litter. — Tracey Ullman
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it. — Marshall McLuhan
When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond. — Russell Baker
I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment. — Rita Mae Brown
Always a godfather - never a god! — Alexander Woollcott
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our l — Rita Rudner
Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana