Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representi — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
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