I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include — George Burns
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I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include myself.

— George Burns
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More “Aging” Quotes

Wrinkles - the service stripes of life. — Anonymous
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old. — Oliver Wendell Holmes
One of the delights known to age and beyond the grasp of youth is that of 'not going'! — J. B. Priestley
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. — Arnold Bennett
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I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left. — Voltaire
Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has no time to form. — Andri Maurois
Old age is an island surrounded by death. — Juan Montalvo
It is time to be old To take in sail. — Ralph Waldo Emerson