If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably ever — Terry Pratchett, Snuff
If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably ever — Terry Pratchett, Snuff
If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably ever — Terry Pratchett, Snuff
If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably ever — Terry Pratchett, Snuff
If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably ever — Terry Pratchett, Snuff
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If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone’s wallets.

— Terry Pratchett, Snuff
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