Pearls are congealed oyster spit. — Margaret Atwood
Pearls are congealed oyster spit. — Margaret Atwood
Pearls are congealed oyster spit. — Margaret Atwood
Pearls are congealed oyster spit. — Margaret Atwood
Pearls are congealed oyster spit. — Margaret Atwood
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Pearls are congealed oyster spit.

— Margaret Atwood
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