If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton. — Tom Holt, In Your Dreams
If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton. — Tom Holt, In Your Dreams
If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton. — Tom Holt, In Your Dreams
If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton. — Tom Holt, In Your Dreams
If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton. — Tom Holt, In Your Dreams
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If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton.

— Tom Holt, In Your Dreams
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