One can have a wit, but not a witless — Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
One can have a wit, but not a witless — Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
One can have a wit, but not a witless — Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
One can have a wit, but not a witless — Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
One can have a wit, but not a witless — Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
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One can have a wit, but not a witless

— Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
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