Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
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Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other words, lying early in order to free myself later on.

— Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
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