The only thing mothers have in common with each other is the fact that they slept with a man while they were ovulating w — Auður Ava Ólafsdóttir, Rigning í nóvember
The only thing mothers have in common with each other is the fact that they slept with a man while they were ovulating w — Auður Ava Ólafsdóttir, Rigning í nóvember
The only thing mothers have in common with each other is the fact that they slept with a man while they were ovulating w — Auður Ava Ólafsdóttir, Rigning í nóvember
The only thing mothers have in common with each other is the fact that they slept with a man while they were ovulating w — Auður Ava Ólafsdóttir, Rigning í nóvember
The only thing mothers have in common with each other is the fact that they slept with a man while they were ovulating w — Auður Ava Ólafsdóttir, Rigning í nóvember
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The only thing mothers have in common with each other is the fact that they slept with a man while they were ovulating without the appropriate protection

— Auður Ava Ólafsdóttir, Rigning í nóvember
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