Sometimes I think I'm an alien that accidentally fell off the mother ship, destined to wander among clueless earthling p — Sarah Ockler, Twenty Boy Summer
Sometimes I think I'm an alien that accidentally fell off the mother ship, destined to wander among clueless earthling p — Sarah Ockler, Twenty Boy Summer
Sometimes I think I'm an alien that accidentally fell off the mother ship, destined to wander among clueless earthling p — Sarah Ockler, Twenty Boy Summer
Sometimes I think I'm an alien that accidentally fell off the mother ship, destined to wander among clueless earthling p — Sarah Ockler, Twenty Boy Summer
Sometimes I think I'm an alien that accidentally fell off the mother ship, destined to wander among clueless earthling p — Sarah Ockler, Twenty Boy Summer
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Sometimes I think I'm an alien that accidentally fell off the mother ship, destined to wander among clueless earthling parents for all eternity.

— Sarah Ockler, Twenty Boy Summer
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