A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. — Jeanette E. Mathews
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A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet.

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