They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bat — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bat — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bat — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bat — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bat — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you?

— Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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