If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombie — J. Cornell Michel, Zombie Zeitgeist
If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombie — J. Cornell Michel, Zombie Zeitgeist
If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombie — J. Cornell Michel, Zombie Zeitgeist
If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombie — J. Cornell Michel, Zombie Zeitgeist
If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombie — J. Cornell Michel, Zombie Zeitgeist
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If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any day over this counterfeit harmony bullshit.

— J. Cornell Michel, Zombie Zeitgeist
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