I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin strai — Anne Lamott
I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin strai — Anne Lamott
I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin strai — Anne Lamott
I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin strai — Anne Lamott
I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin strai — Anne Lamott
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I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.

— Anne Lamott
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