Just my luck: My bloodthirsty killing machine was better with both kids and women than I was. — Mark L. Van Name
Just my luck: My bloodthirsty killing machine was better with both kids and women than I was. — Mark L. Van Name
Just my luck: My bloodthirsty killing machine was better with both kids and women than I was. — Mark L. Van Name
Just my luck: My bloodthirsty killing machine was better with both kids and women than I was. — Mark L. Van Name
Just my luck: My bloodthirsty killing machine was better with both kids and women than I was. — Mark L. Van Name
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Just my luck: My bloodthirsty killing machine was better with both kids and women than I was.

— Mark L. Van Name
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