All sports for all people.

All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity. — Gordie Howe

I want you all to line up in alphabetical order  according to your size. — Casey Stengel

Slumps in life are like soft beds. They&#039;re easy to get into and hard to get out of. — Johnny Bench

They X-rayed my head and found nothing. — Dizzy Dean

Go jogging? And get hit by a meteor? — Robert Benchley

When I see joggers go by  I shout  &quot;Jim Fixx is dead. Fats Domino lives!&quot; — Jason Chase

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. — Steven Wright

Counting both times I cheated this week  I won at solitaire twice. — Mary Virginia Micka

You know you&#039;re getting old when you start watching golf on TV and enjoying it. — Larry Miller

As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score  I&#039;m the loser. — Wendy Morgan