If your life was complete, you'd be dead. — Joshua Wisenbaker
If your life was complete, you'd be dead. — Joshua Wisenbaker
If your life was complete, you'd be dead. — Joshua Wisenbaker
If your life was complete, you'd be dead. — Joshua Wisenbaker
If your life was complete, you'd be dead. — Joshua Wisenbaker
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If your life was complete, you'd be dead.

— Joshua Wisenbaker
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