And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart. — Anthony Bourdain
And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart. — Anthony Bourdain
And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart. — Anthony Bourdain
And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart. — Anthony Bourdain
And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart. — Anthony Bourdain
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And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart.

— Anthony Bourdain
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