I hand him the single greatest work of fiction known to man: my resume. — Tyler Knight, Burn My Shadow: A Selective Memory of an X-Rated Life
I hand him the single greatest work of fiction known to man: my resume. — Tyler Knight, Burn My Shadow: A Selective Memory of an X-Rated Life
I hand him the single greatest work of fiction known to man: my resume. — Tyler Knight, Burn My Shadow: A Selective Memory of an X-Rated Life
I hand him the single greatest work of fiction known to man: my resume. — Tyler Knight, Burn My Shadow: A Selective Memory of an X-Rated Life
I hand him the single greatest work of fiction known to man: my resume. — Tyler Knight, Burn My Shadow: A Selective Memory of an X-Rated Life
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I hand him the single greatest work of fiction known to man: my resume.

— Tyler Knight, Burn My Shadow: A Selective Memory of an X-Rated Life
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