It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down — David Sedaris
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It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down his fork and stared at me for a few moments. "A bow tie announces to the world you can no longer get an erection.

— David Sedaris
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