I'm not a lady, I'm a witch.

Most people, on waking up, accelerate through a quick panicky pre-consciousness check-up: who am I, where am I, who is h — Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

You mean it's my destiny? she said at last.Granny shrugged. Something like that. Probably. Who knows? — Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

Tiffany thought of the little spot in the woods where Granny Weatherwax lay. Remembered. And knew that You had been righ — Terry Pratchett, The Shepherd's Crown

The end of times?" said Nanny. "Look, Tiff, Esme tol' me to say, if you want to see Esmerelda Weatherwax, then just you — Terry Pratchett, The Shepherd's Crown

Haven’t you got any romance in your soul?’ said Magrat plaintively. ‘No,’ said Granny. 'I ain’t. And stars don’t care wh — Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

There was a wicked ole witch once called Black Aliss. She was an unholy terror. There's never been one worse or more pow — Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

To Tiffany's surprise, Nanny Ogg was weeping gently. Nanny took another swig from her flagon and wiped her eyes. 'Cryin' — Terry Pratchett

She’d struck Esk once before – the blow a baby gets to introduce it to the world and give it a rough idea of what to exp — Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed. — Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

$No,' she said. 'No, I don't reckon that's what I do now. Are you watchin', Mrs Gogol? Are you watchin' real close?' Her gaze travelled the room and rested for just a fraction of a second on Magrat. Th — Terry Pratchett$

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