What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? — Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
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What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?

— Nenia Campbell, Wishing Stars: Space Opera Fairytales
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