Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack. — Jen Lancaster, Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack. — Jen Lancaster, Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack. — Jen Lancaster, Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack. — Jen Lancaster, Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack. — Jen Lancaster, Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
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Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.

— Jen Lancaster, Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
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For people with patience, time with a dog is a little slice of heaven. — J.J. Brown, The Doctor's Dreams
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An open mind and helpful hands can do much to change a dog's future. — Mary Debono