There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty — Adam Rex
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There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.

— Adam Rex
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