If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you — Chuck Jones
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If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you are drunk. If you make a fool of yourself in front a dog, he will make a fool of himself, too.

— Chuck Jones
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