Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett, Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and Improved It! So Can You!
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