I'm poor and my cat is huge. — Christopher Moore, You Suck
I'm poor and my cat is huge. — Christopher Moore, You Suck
I'm poor and my cat is huge. — Christopher Moore, You Suck
I'm poor and my cat is huge. — Christopher Moore, You Suck
I'm poor and my cat is huge. — Christopher Moore, You Suck
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I'm poor and my cat is huge.

— Christopher Moore, You Suck
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