Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut sho — Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
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Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.

— Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums
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