My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley
Download Customize

My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family.

— Jennifer Ashley
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
kindlehighlight

More “Kindlehighlight” Quotes

I think we’re losing sight of what our ultimate goal is here,” said Genevieve. But we feared that if she was washed out, — Joshua Ferris, Then We Came to the End
I’m with the fool in the psalm. You thought we could get on without you; no – you didn’t care whether we got on without — Philip Pullman
This was the winter of 2008/9. Work was ongoing to reinstate a tram system in the city. A lot of people couldn’t see the — Ian Rankin, The Complaints
The student asks: If my redstone necklace had every view of every veil that ever brightened, would I be wise? The master — Kay Kenyon, City Without End
Mark my words—you will come some day to a craggy pass in the channel, where the whole of life’s stream will be broken up — Charlotte Brontë
the pain of losing a dollar is far more powerful than the pleasure of winning a dollar. — L. Jon Wertheim
The standard argument is that civilian deaths in Afghanistan were the regrettable consequence of military action that wa — Mark Curtis
A Guardian investigation concluded that between 10,000 and 20,000 people died as an 'indirect' result of the US bombing, — Mark Curtis
1. TEMPERANCE. Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation. 2. SILENCE. Speak not but what may benefit others or yoursel — Benjamin Franklin, The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin
The aims of these three groups are entirely irreconcilable. The aim of the High is to remain where they are. The aim of — George Orwell, 1984
WHEN AUGUSTUS CAME OUT on the porch the blue pigs were eating a rattlesnake—not a very big one. It had probably just bee — Larry McMurtry, Lonesome Dove
But, as Einstein once said, “For we convinced physicists, the distinction between past, present, and future is only an i — Brian Greene, The Fabric of the Cosmos: Space, Time, and the Texture of Reality