I had to be the world's biggest loser, writing about hair, and stuff about my body. No wonder I stopped keeping a journa — Benjamin Alire Sáenz
I had to be the world's biggest loser, writing about hair, and stuff about my body. No wonder I stopped keeping a journa — Benjamin Alire Sáenz
I had to be the world's biggest loser, writing about hair, and stuff about my body. No wonder I stopped keeping a journa — Benjamin Alire Sáenz
I had to be the world's biggest loser, writing about hair, and stuff about my body. No wonder I stopped keeping a journa — Benjamin Alire Sáenz
I had to be the world's biggest loser, writing about hair, and stuff about my body. No wonder I stopped keeping a journa — Benjamin Alire Sáenz
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I had to be the world's biggest loser, writing about hair, and stuff about my body. No wonder I stopped keeping a journal. It was like keeping a record of my own stupidity. Why would I want to do that?

— Benjamin Alire Sáenz
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