Everyone lies. Or they have amnesia. — Natalie Shell, The Wedding Virus and Other Snippets
Everyone lies. Or they have amnesia. — Natalie Shell, The Wedding Virus and Other Snippets
Everyone lies. Or they have amnesia. — Natalie Shell, The Wedding Virus and Other Snippets
Everyone lies. Or they have amnesia. — Natalie Shell, The Wedding Virus and Other Snippets
Everyone lies. Or they have amnesia. — Natalie Shell, The Wedding Virus and Other Snippets
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Everyone lies. Or they have amnesia.

— Natalie Shell, The Wedding Virus and Other Snippets
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