My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my — Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
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My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass.""You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason.""Out of my head, witch. And don't piss me off, I tell her. "I'll buy you underwear one size too small for Christmas and make you hate life.

— Christina Lauren, Dirty Rowdy Thing
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