I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good. — Lida Sideris, Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters
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I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good.

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