People are lot like peanuts...It's not what's on the outside that matters, and that damn shell just gets shucked into th — Alan VanMeter
People are lot like peanuts...It's not what's on the outside that matters, and that damn shell just gets shucked into th — Alan VanMeter
People are lot like peanuts...It's not what's on the outside that matters, and that damn shell just gets shucked into th — Alan VanMeter
People are lot like peanuts...It's not what's on the outside that matters, and that damn shell just gets shucked into th — Alan VanMeter
People are lot like peanuts...It's not what's on the outside that matters, and that damn shell just gets shucked into th — Alan VanMeter
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People are lot like peanuts...It's not what's on the outside that matters, and that damn shell just gets shucked into the trash anyhow.

— Alan VanMeter
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