This bastard is so guilty he already has his lawyer here. — Kevin Hearne, Hounded
This bastard is so guilty he already has his lawyer here. — Kevin Hearne, Hounded
This bastard is so guilty he already has his lawyer here. — Kevin Hearne, Hounded
This bastard is so guilty he already has his lawyer here. — Kevin Hearne, Hounded
This bastard is so guilty he already has his lawyer here. — Kevin Hearne, Hounded
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This bastard is so guilty he already has his lawyer here.

— Kevin Hearne, Hounded
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